Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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