Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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