If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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