Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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