it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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