Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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