My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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