You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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