im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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