playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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