So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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