Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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