I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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