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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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