butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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