I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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