Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS