i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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