Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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