his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.