Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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