Where is the hickey?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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