Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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