Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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