You work out of a Hotel?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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