Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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