I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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