question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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