Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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