he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Randomize
