I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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