All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sorry about my life...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
