just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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