ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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