"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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