If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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