i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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