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....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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