New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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