fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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