there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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