I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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