i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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