we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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