I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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