My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Do vagina's smell?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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