talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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