So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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