I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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