Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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