At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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