i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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