Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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