hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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