Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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