If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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